Dunbarton, NH-- On Friday the 13th of July, our local fortune teller Izzy True announced that a dark cloud would hang over the Dunbarton Public Library. She told popular local author Emily Thornton that her days were numbered. None of us who witnessed this warning were convinced of its truth, but we're not taking any chances.
Izzy warned that something sinister would occur on August 2. Consequently, we are pleading for folks to attend the Library's annual book signing event at 6:30 pm on that date, to ensure Emily's safety. Several authors will be in attendance, so bring along chairs in case the wait is long.
Audience members may recognize several of our local authors. A next door neighbor or public official may surprise you! Refreshments will be served, and everyone is welcome.
Previous prognostications by Izzy True involved the deaths of librarians Bertha Bigwig in December of 2005, and Ms. Always B. Wright in July, 2011.